As if we did not have enough distractions in traffic, now there is news of a cell phone on which the almost brain dead can watch any one of hundreds of inane offerings on some two to three inch screen. DVD players are already in cars, though usually for viewing by children in the back seat. There is a serious effort underway to take phones to the next level: real-time TV shows. For several weeks now when I stop at traffic lights I look to the left and right of me to see if drivers of other cars are on the phone. The vast majority of them are. I can hardly wait until they can watch some TV show. And how thrilling will it be for all of us when the mentally challenged speed across the Ravenel Bridge at 95 miles an hour while watching some NASCAR event live from Florida.