Sunday, November 16

Pigeon-brained espionage


With the election over I turned my attention to other news to catch up on the important, the mundane, the inconsequential and the weird. The Israel News (ynetnews.com) had a report that in late October Iranian security forces had seized two “spy pigeons” near two nuclear enrichment facilities in Iran. Reportedly “metal rings and invisible strings” were attached to one of the birds. (Iranian sources did not clarify how the “invisible strings” could be seen.) Iranian sources say it is possible these birds were being used to spy on the nuclear facilities. They have been turned over to defense officials.

This in itself is not evidence of paranoia in Iran or of a breakdown in mental health or over indulgence in Columbian pharmaceuticals. Last year Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam reportedly confirmed that 14 squirrels were arrested for espionage and found equipped with the spy gear of foreign agencies. They were stopped before they could act; another triumph for Iranian intelligence services.

I have no first-hand knowledge of spy pigeons, metal rings, invisible strings or squirrels equipped with spy gear. But, in a book* earlier this year, Robert Wallace and Keith Melton told of a CIA plan years ago to use a cat to eavesdrop on an Asian head of state during strategy sessions with his aides. Cats wandered in and out of the rooms and were so common in the region they were usually ignored. The Agency came up with a plan to put a microphone in the ear of the cat, run an antenna wire through his fur and down his back and implant the transmitter and power supply in the base of his skull. A veterinarian’s skillful hands made all this feasible, but after testing and recognizing that the cat handler in the area would have no control over the cat, the project was judged impractical and closed. Maybe the Iranians are reading this book. (*Spycraft: The Secret History of the CIA’s spy techs from communism to Al-Qaeda, Dutton, The Penguin Group, New York.)