***Pat Dolan got a job in a pickle factory outside of Shannon
in Ireland. A few weeks into the job he had desires to put his penis in the
pickle slicer. After a couple of months he sought help from a psychiatrist. Six
months went by and the psychiatrist gave up trying to talk Pat out of his
desires and told him to go do what he wanted. A few days later Pat was home in
mid-day and his wife asked why. “I put my penis in the pickle slicer and got
fired.” His wife turned white with shock and she undid his belt buckle and
pulled down Pat’s pants. To her
amazement there was a full size, normal, healthy penis. “What happened to the
pickle slicer,” she asked. “I think she got fired also,” said Pat.
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