New Club to be Formed
It has been decided to form a new Club. This decision was
made by me and some others (I forget who they are). Membership will someday be
open to people from all walks of life throughout the Western Hemisphere,
regardless of race, creed, color, sex or national origin. For now, only charter memberships are
currently available and candidates will be carefully considered. Any signs of
susceptibility to playing golf or tennis, or swimming, or to taking long walks
on the beach, or to organize field trips, lunches, dinners, or, heaven help us,
line up a speaker will be grounds for rejection. In this Club there will be no
officers, no committees, no dues, no regular meetings, no minutes, no causes
supported, no books to read, no painting classes to attend, no knitting , in
short, no nothing. The name of the Club will be The Do-Nothing Club. There is
no need to formalize any purpose of the Club since the name itself is thought to accurately describe
the Club. Anyone who wishes to be considered for charter membership should
speak to me or to the others whom I will identify when I can remember their
names. I may be contacted in person while doing nothing or by e-mail, snail mail or notes slipped under the door
or through the transom (when and if a transom is added to my entrance doorway.)
In the meantime, practice and live your life to be an outstanding and valuable member of The
Do-Nothing Club.
(To stop these e-mails, send e-mail: arch@archibald99.com)
